A young man who is sobering up
Goes to a Chinese restaurant.
He is trying to look composed,
Yet he keeps failing.
He makes a joke,
“I can't understand the Chinese women speaking.
My brain is hurting
My mind is spinning
My stomach is hungry
These women need to learn English
Because it sounds to me
Like they are saying
BRRRR
TA TA TA!”
The next week
The young man tells the joke to his friends.
Again he tells what happened
Loving the attention,
“...Aaaa-nd my mind was spinning
All I wanted was to eat
And what did I get?
Chinese women talking gibberish.
My ears couldn't have been mistaken
One Chinese lady said BRRRR
While the other said TA TA TA.”
His friends all started laughing except one.
Gibberish never sounded so funny to the rest;
It sure showed the friend's personality in the joke.
Again the young man restated the joke
Having a hard time believing that this friend
Just wasn't getting the joke.
“You didn't even had to be there
To really get this joke.
These Chinese women sounded out of their minds
And it made my head spin.
I say don't let them cross the border
without an American dictionary.
Six months later,
Let's give them a test
To make sure they've earned their stay
And let's give them their citizenship.”
Again all the friends laughed except that same one.
That friend either did not get the joke
Or did not have a sense of humor.
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